Let's say you have a neighbor. He's not the best neighbor. He calls you "Chief" every time he sees you. He plays loud music at all hours of the night. He parks his RV in his yard. You're pretty sure he took your weedeater that time it disappeared, and you know he called the cops on you that one time you dared to have folks over a bit late and loud - instead of just walking over and asking you to keep it down. And he talks all the time about what a smart guy his dad is.

Then he wanders over one day and asks for a cup of sugar.

What do you do? Yeah, that's what I thought.